Keswick

United States

Hello, people, humans, Pekoponians, or whatever you want to be called!
I am here to answer questions you may ask about me.

So, my name is Keswick, if you have not yet noticed. I do have a fear of girls, though some people don't think I do anymore because I have a wife, believe me, I do have a fear of women. I do have a wife, Maria. She is also my lab partner at T.U.F.F Headquarters, where I work as a scientist, and Maria has a profile for this website as ~AgentMaria.

Yeah, sorry fangirls (if I have any, which I doubt I do), but I am in fact taken.

I also have four kids at the moment, I'm hoping we don't have anymore , which are Stephanie, Keswick Jr. (Mostly called K.J.), Kessie, and her twin sister Kassie.
We do of course only have one other boy in the family, so as you can imagine, I stay out of the house a lot, and, as ~Insanitys-wrath put it, I have mental breakdowns in a closet as I'm surrounded by girls.

I do know of three Fangirls I have, which are =Keswickis--MINE, or also known as Sarah, or the creator and owner of my wife, who is her OC. ^^
There is also ~AuBurneyT-Kezwick, also known as Auburney, and the girl who always spells my name wrong with a z, and probably wishes I wasn't with Maria
And then there is ~klarisa2keswick, who is good friends with Sarah, and isn't as obsessive as the other two (OH THANK GOODNESS)
Also, there are things that my wife watches, as she makes me watch them with me, but I don't really pay attention to them, and don't really like them, as of mainly Family Guy. I mean, Family Guy can make me laugh at parts, but in my opinion it's a bit too sexual and violent for my taste

Thank you guys for looking over my profile, and please ask some questions in either notes or comments!



((Note from the admin- Im probably out of character, so please don't complain about it! ))